What are you a wizard? A genius? Why didn't you tell me that before?

I didn't ask for your opinion. I asked for a toy that you don't have!

This? This is a fish. This is a fish! You know what? Just shut up.

No, that's a bear in a, in a bee costume.

Hamilton Swan: I'm now a big old tchai tea latte soy milk kind of guy.
Meg Swan: Mmm. Soy. Because of the lactose. You're lactose intolerant now.

We are *so* lucky. We are *so* lucky to have been raised amongst catalogs.

Hamilton Swan: I remember what I was drinking when I met you. It was a grande espresso.
Meg Swan: That's right. And I thought that was really sexy.

We met at Starbucks. Not at the same Starbucks but we saw each other at different Starbucks across the street from each other.

Hotel Manager: Have you tried looking under the bed?
Meg Swan: Of course I've looked under the bed, of course I've looked under the bed. That's where you look when you lose things.

Hamilton Swan: Honey, I'm thinking of switching to the mock turtleneck?
Meg Swan: Is that not breathing?
Hamilton Swan: Well, it's breathing now, but it'll be hot down there. I could go with the lambswool, but then again, you'll see a lot of khaki down there and this merlot looks good with the gray.

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