I feel like I'm being stalked by a Nazi.

Imagine how many people out there are fuckin' right now man, just goin' at it.

Slater

Mike: No, you can't give a build-up like that and not deliver. you know, a perfect female body, it?s not a bad start.
Tony: But with the head of Abraham Lincoln. with the hat and the beard, everything.

It's what everybody in this car needs is some good ol' worthwhile visceral experience.

Tony: So, you're not gonna go to law school? What do you wanna do then?
Mike: I wanna dance!

Cynthia: God, don't you ever feel like everything we do and everything we've been taught is just to service the future?
Tony: Yeah I know, like it's all preparation.
Cynthia: Right. But what are we preparing ourselves for?
Mike: Death.
Tony: Life of the party.
Mike: It's true.
Cynthia: You know, but that's valid because if we are all gonna die anyway shouldn't we be enjoying ourselves now? You know, I'd like to quit thinking of the present, like right now, as some minor insignificant preamble to something else.

I'm just trying to be honest about being a misanthrope.

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