Miles: So your parents are going out of town. You got the place all to yourself.
Joel Goodson: Yeah.
Miles: What the fuck.

Joel Goodson: Porsche. There is no substitute.
Miles: Fuck you.

I don't believe this! I've got a trig midterm tomorrow, and I'm being chased by Guido, the killer pimp.

Say "what the fuck" ... If you can't say it, you can't do it.

Joel, you wanna know something? Every now and then say, "What the fuck." "What the fuck" gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future.

Joel Goodson: When it came right down to it, I just wasn't attracted to her.
Miles: That should never stop you.

[reading personals] "My daddy used to spank my bare bottom. Now he's gone. Will you take his place!?"

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