Sean Jones: I've never flown on a plane before.
Neville Flynn: See? Things are looking up already.

Oh Great. Snakes on crack!

Turn this big motherfucker left, Troy!

Do as I say and you'll live!

Neville Flynn

What was the first thing I ever said to you?

[last lines]
Sean Jones: What was the first thing you ever told me?
Neville Flynn: What the fuck's that got to do with anything?
Sean Jones: What was the first thing you ever told me?
Neville Flynn: Do as I say and you live.
Sean Jones: Exactly. Now it's your turn. Do as *I* say and you'll live!
[they start surfing]

Rick: You don't think I know it's hotter than hell in here? We also have abnormal vibrations in engines one and two. I had no choice but to throttle back.
Neville Flynn: You slowed down?
Rick: Yeah, well, you know, it's that or option B.
Claire Miller: Which is?
Rick: I go faster and the engines seize up and we eventually plummet to a horrible death. They spend the next year identifying femurs.

Neville Flynn: Hey, hey, we have to figure something out.
Rick: Alright, well I know what I've got to do. We're in a two-hundred foot aluminum tube and we're thirty thousand feet in the air, and any one of those slimy little pieces of shit can trip a circuit or a relay or a hydraulic and this bird goes down faster than a Thai hooker. So my job is to keep LAX informed on how totally screwed we are and then find some way to keep this mother in the sky another two hours. Figure that out.

[to Dr. Price] Well, that's good news - snakes on crack.

Sporks?

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Neville Flynn: So... you are pretty good at this game, right?
Troy: Yes, man! No problem. I mean, my older brother Randy's got the high score, but I'm good. Asshole, never lets me hear the end of it.

Everybody listen! We have to put a barrier between us and the snakes!

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