You think you're the only hero in the world?

World Security Council: Director Fury, the council has made a decision.
Nick Fury: I recognize the council has made a decision, but given that it's a stupid-ass decision, I've elected to ignore it.

Nick Fury: We have no quarrel with your people.
Loki: An ant has no quarrel with a boot.

[to Nick Fury] I don't want to get off on the wrong foot here, do I look at you or the eye patch?

Tony Stark

Nick Fury: What do you remember about your father?
Tony Stark: He was cold, calculating, never told me he loved me, didn't even tell me that he liked me, so it's a bit hard for me to digest that he said the whole future is riding on me thing, you're talking about a man who's happiest day of his life was shipping me off to boarding school.
Nick Fury: That's not true.

[To Tony Stark] I've got my eye on you.

Nick Fury: You made your girl CEO, sold your stuff, gave your suit to your best friend.
Tony Stark: I didn't give it to him, he took it
Nick Fury: He took it! I'm supposed to believe he walked in, kicked ass and stole your suit!

[to Nick Fury regarding "The Avengers" initiative] I told you before- I don't wanna join your super-secret boy band.

Tony Stark

Nick Fury:
[seeing Tony Stark, in partial Iron Man armor, sitting in a giant rooftop donut display]
Nick Fury: Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to exit the donut.

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