I'm sorry that I blocked your cock...

Fogell: Can we shoot at it?
Officer Slater: I don't know...
[pause]
Officer Slater: Can you?

I arrested a man-lady who was legally named Phuck.

McLovin? Were you violating that young girl? Were you violating her with you penis?

Officer Michaels: McLovin?
Officer Slater: [pause] That's such a cool name.
Officer Michaels: I know. It sounds like a sexy hamburger.

Officer Slater: Ethnically, was he like uh... uh... African?
Liquor Store Woman: Was he African? He was like you.
Officer Michaels: He's Jewish, so we have an African Jew wearing a hoodie.

Officer Slater: [talking to Fogell with Officer Michaels in the liquor store after a robbery] May we see your identification?
[Fogell uneasily hands over his fake I.D]
Officer Slater: McLovin?
[Fogell is really nervous]
Officer Slater: [pauses] That's a cool name, man.
Fogell: [amazed that his fake I.D. worked] Wha...
Officer Slater: Yeah, people have weird names nowadays. Once I pulled arrested this man-lady, and his legal first name was "Fuck".
Officer Michaels: He was Vietnamese, so it was probably spelled with a "ph", I dunno.

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Officer Slater

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Bill Hader breathes life into Officer Slater in Superbad. Alongside partner Michaels, this is one cop that defies rules. And description. He has no problem drinking during work hours, but will also defend the honor of McLovin at all times. Gotta respect that.

Played By
Bill Hader
Full Name
Officer Slater