Pitka Quotes
Pitka: I would like to thank the academy. Wow, these things are heavy... yeah.
Coach Cherkov: Put me down, Jackass!
Pitka: How do you do? Shrimp?
Coach Cherkov: What did you call me?
Pitka: I'm sorry I didn't catch your gnome. NAME! You are a midget.
Give me a pound. Lock it down. Break the pickle, tickle tickle.
My time to shine.
Pitka: I am his holyness, the Guru Pitka. My goal is to say: Gee, You are You... TM.
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Pitka
Pitka is the main character in The Love Guru. He's, well, a love guru that is summoned to help a star hockey player refocus on his game by conquering the world of love.
- Played By
- Mike Myers
- Full Name
- Pitka
