[to Shrek as the ship leaves] Well my friend, you are royally...Puss in Boots
[After switching bodies with Donkey] Ye haw.Puss in Boots
Some people just don't understand boundaries.Puss in Boots
[trying to convince Shrek not to neuter him] Please, no, por favor, por favor, please no, I implore you. I was doing it for my family! My mother she's sick and my father he lives off the garbage. The king offered me much money and I have a little brother...Puss-in-Boots
Hey! Isn't we supposed to be having a fiesta?Puss-in-Boots
Shrek: So, Fiona's father paid you to do this?
Puss-in-Boots: Oh, the rich king? SÃ.
[after drinking a beauty potion]
Donkey: I don't *feel* any different. Do I look any different?
Puss-in-Boots: You still look like an ass to me!
Hey, boss. Let's shave him.Puss-in-Boots
Puss-in-Boots: Stop, ogre! I have misjudged you.
Shrek: Join the club. We got jackets.
I hate Mondays.Puss-in-Boots