Rango: Is this Heaven?
Spirit of the West: If it were, wouldn't we be eating strawberry Pop-Tarts with Kim Novak?
Rango: Reptiles gotta stick together, brother.
Buford: I'm an amphibian.
Rango: Ain't no shame in that.
Rango: [after kids throw rocks at him] Hey! What was that for?
Priscilla: You're funny-looking.
Rango: Yeah? Well, you're funny-looking too.
Priscilla: That's a funny-looking shirt.
Rango: That's a funny-looking dress.
Priscilla: You got funny-looking eyes.
Rango: You got a funny-looking face!
Priscilla: You're a stranger. Strangers don't last long here.
Stay in school, eat your veggies, and burn all the books that ain't Shakespeare.
The name's Rango.
Rango: So you want something to believe in?
[points at the "Sheriff" sign]
Rango: Believe in that there sign. For as long as it hangs there we've got hope.