Ned: Phil, this is the best day of my life.
Phil: Mine too.
Rita: Mine too.
Ned: Where are we going?
Rita: Oh, let's not spoil it!

Rita: I always drink to world peace.
Phil: I'd like to drink to world peace.

Phil: I've been stabbed, shot, poisoned, frozen, hung, electrocuted, and burned.
Rita: Oh, really?
Phil: ...and every morning I wake up without a scratch on me, not a dent in the fender... I am an immortal.

Rita: Have you ever had déjà-vu?
Phil: Didn't you just ask me that?

Phil: Can I talk to you about a matter that is not work-related?
Rita: You never talk about work.

Phil: Can I be serious with you with you for a minute?
Rita: I don't know. Can you?

Rita: Why would anybody want to steal a groundhog?
Larry: I can think of a couple of reasons... the pervert.

Phil: So, did you sleep okay without me? You tossed and turned, didn't you?
Rita: You're incredible.
Phil: Who told you?

Rita: Would you like to come to dinner with Larry and me?
Phil: No thank you. I've seen Larry eat.

Phil: Do you know what today is?
Rita: No, what?
Phil: Today is tomorrow. It happened.

Rita: I like to see a man of advancing years throwing caution to the wind. It's inspiring in a way.
Phil: My years are not advancing as fast as you might think.

Rita: Where were you?
Phil: [referring to Ned] It was awful. A giant leech got me.

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Rita

Rita Picture

Played By
Andie MacDowell
Full Name
Rita