Ron Albertson Quotes
Ron Albertson: I'd wish they'd at least give us a line. I made some suggestions...
Sheila: We should be line-DANCING.
Ron Albertson: I had to have penis reduction surgery.
Dr. Allan Pearl: Penis reduction?
Sheila: I said to him, "Ron, you've gotta do something!" And he says to me, "Well, why don't you get one of those vagina enlargements?"
Some people find it ironical that although we run a travel agency, we've never been outside of Blaine.
We consider ourselves bi-costal if you consider the Mississippi River one of the coasts.
If there's an empty space, just fill it with a line, that's what I like to do. Even if it's from another show.