Sam Quotes

I want to make sure that the first person you kiss loves you.

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Patrick: C minus, ladies and gentlemen! I am below average!
Sam: Below average!
Patrick: Below average!

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Welcome to the island of misfit toys.

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Sam: Why do I and everyone I love pick people who treat us like we're nothing?
Charlie: We accept the love we think we deserve.

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Charlie: I really wanna be a writer but I don't know what I'd write about.
Sam: You can write about us.
Patrick: Call it 'The Slut and the Falcon' make us solve crimes.

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