Samantha Jones Quotes
Charlotte York: How are you gonna swallow all those?
[referring to Samantha's handful of pills]
Samantha Jones: Have we met?
Carrie Bradshaw: Lets go down to the hotel for dinner tonight, I need to get myself out of my mexacoma.
Samantha Jones: Aww, you made a little joke. Good for you!
Don't blame marriage. She's married and she's not growing a national forest.
So hereâ€™s to the groom, who got Carried away.
Carrie Bradshaw: Well hunny, what have you been eating?
Samantha Jones: Everything except Dante's dick.
The good ones screw you, the bad ones screw you, and the rest don't know how to screw you.
I feel the same way as you feel about Botox. Painful and unnecessary.
Samantha Jones: I can't color enough, I would color all day every day If I had my way, I would use every crayon in my box.
Carrie Bradshaw: We get it! You like to color...