If you're gonna marry someone you might as well marry your best friend.

This isn't The Graduate, this is Deliverance!

Sarah: Maybe every girl in my family have to sleep with you.
Beau Burroughs: I don't know if they have to, but they certainly have.

Jeff: [to Sarah in the elevator, after she has apologized] If we have a daughter, Beau Burroughs doesn't come within a thousend miles of her.
Sarah: It stops with me!

I didn't come here to tell you that I can't live without you. I can live without you. I just don't want to.

Annie: I'm the most screwed-up person in the world!
Sarah: You're not even the most screwed-up person in this room!

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