Saul Silver Quotes
Saul: Sick! You threw up in my printer!
Dale Denton: I did.
Saul: You break it?
Dale Denton: I hope not.
There's a fly in the ointment, shits hittin' the fan, the lion will speak!
When my foot was in the hole - and my groin - man, I felt like a wishbone.
Saul: BFFF?
Dale Denton: Best Fuckin' Friends Forever, man!
There's a fly in the ointment. Shit's hittin' the fan. The lion will speak!
Saul Silver: What's up with the suit?
Dale Denton: Oh, I'm a process server, so I have to wear a suit.
Saul Silver: Wow, you're a servant? Like a butler? A chauffeur?
Dale Denton: No, no. What? No, I'm not like..
Saul Silver: Shine shoes?
Dale Denton: I'm a "process server!"
SaulSilver: You still got that bong I got you when I was in Tel Aviv?
Red: Hell yeah, Bong Mitzvah! Hit it up, dude!
Dale Denton: I'm gonna get us out of here!
Saul Silver: No. You're not. But it's okay.
Saul Silver: Look, only reason I started selling pot is so I could put my bubbie in a nice retirement home.
Dale Denton: Oh, yeah, she must be proud of you for that.
Saul Silver: She is really proud of me, and I'm gonna become something, man! As soon as she dies, I'm gonna become a civil engineer. I'm gonna design septic tanks for playgrounds. Little kids can take shits! You idiot, what the hell do you do?
Dale Denton: In case you haven't noticed, which you haven't, because from what I can tell, you don't notice anything ever, we are not very functional when we're high.
Saul: Well, I don't know, man. I think I'm functioning right now. I was, like, stoned when I saved you with those slushies. What do you say to that?
Dale Denton: Well, that would be true if you had saved me. But you didn't save me. She was gonna help us, but you made things worse. Now we're wanted for all sorts of crazy shit!
It's almost a shame to smoke it. It's like killing a unicorn...with, like, a bomb.
Saul: Man, why'd we have to go to the woods?
Dale Denton: Well you didn't come up with any ideas!
Saul: Yeah, I came up with two! Nowhere and Quizno's.
Saul Silver
Saul Silver is a pot dealer in Pineapple Express. Along with client Dale, Saul ends up on the run from a crooked cop and the city's most dangerous drug lord.
- Played By
- James Franco
- Full Name
- Saul Silver
