Hey, man, I was doing some research for next year and I think I figured out which website I wanna subscribe to. The Vag-Tastic Voyage.

He is the sweetest guy. Have you ever looked into his eyes? It was like the first time I heard the Beatles.

Momma's making a pubie salad, and she wants some Seth's own dressing.

Nobody has gotten a hand job in cargo shorts since 'nam!

Seth: Its like a three thing... its like ball, dick, ball.
Evan: It's like a division sign... I just wish you would take those off.

Evan: Yeah chicks go nuts for that... the male camel toe.
Seth: Yea yea! The camel tail.

Seth: Hey Greg, why don't you go piss your pants?
Greg the Soccer Player: [turning around] That was like 8 years ago, asshole!
Seth: [yelling] People don't forget!

Evan: Yeah chicks go nuts for that... the male camel toe.
Seth: Yea yea! The camel tail.

Seth: I drew dicks.
Evan: Like a man dick?
Seth: Yes, like a man dick.
Evan: That's supergay.

Nobody has gotten a B.J. in cargo shorts since Vietnam!

You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds.

Dude! That means that by some fate we were paired together and she thought of me. Thought of me enough to want me to be responsible for the entire funness of her party! She wants to fuck me! She wants my dick in and around her mouth!

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Seth

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Seth is played by the tubby, hilarious Jonah Hill. That's pretty much all you need to know about this Superbad character. He's focused on tapping some serious booty for most of the movie, only to realize how important friendship is by the end.

Played By
Jonah Hill
Full Name
Seth