Willie: Mister! Mister! Oh, Mister, wake up!
Short Round: You call him Dr. Jones, doll!
Willie: Okay, Dr. Jones! Dr. Jones, wake up!

Indiana Jones: Stay behind me, Short Round. Step where I step, and don't touch anything.
Short Round: I step where you step! I touch nothing!

Indy, I love you. [burns him with a torch] Wake up, Indy! You're my best friend! Wake up, Indy!

Short Round: Wow! Holy Smoke! Crash landing.
Indiana Jones: Short Round, step on it.
Short Round: Okey dokey, Dr. Jones. Hold on to your potatoes!
Willie: For crying out loud, there's a kid driving the car!

Willie: Give me your hat.
Short Round: Why?
Willie: Because I'm gonna puke in it!

It wasn't me! It's her!

Indiana Jones: Stop! Look, just ... stand against the wall, will ya?
Short Round: You say to stand against the wall! I listen to what you say! Not my fault! Not my fault!

Indy! Cover your heart! Cover your heart!

Willie: THAT'S the maharaja? A kid?
Short Round: Maybe he likes older women.

I'm very little! You cheat very big!

Indiana Jones: [groping Willie] Where's the antidote?
Willie: Oh, listen, I just met you! Oh, I'm not that kind of girl...
Short Round: Hey, Dr. Jones, no time for love. We've got company.

Short Round: What is Sankara?
Indiana Jones: Fortune and glory, kid. Fortune and glory.

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