Shrek: Excuse me; can you ladies tell me where to find...
Cheerleader: Ugh, totally ew-eth.
Cheerleader: Totally.

Donkey: [after becoming Puss-in-Boots] I've been abra-cadabra'd into a Fancy Feasting, second-rate sidekick!
Shrek: Donkey...
Donkey: I feel all exposed and nasty!

Donkey: I don't wanna die...! I don't wanna DIE! Oh sweet sister mother of mercy... I'm melting...! I'm MEEELTIIING!
Shrek: It's just the rain, Donkey.

Shrek: Do you still know the Muffin Man?
Gingerbread Man: Yes, he's down on Drury Lane. Why?
Shrek: Because we're going to need flour. Lots and lots of flour.

Thank you, gentlemen. Someday I will repay you, unless of course I can't find you, or if I forget.

Shrek

Aww, look at him, in his wee lil' boots! I mean, how many cats can wear boots? Honestly?

King: So I suppose any grandchildren I could expect from you would be...
Shrek: Ogres! Yes!
Queen: Not that there's anything wrong with that. Right, Harold?
King: Oh, no, no. Of course not! That's assuming you don't eat your own young.
Princess Fiona: Dad!
Shrek: Oh, no, we usually prefer the ones who have been locked away in the tower.
Princess Fiona: Shrek, please!
King: I only did that because I love her!
Shrek: Oh, yeah! Daycare or dragon-guarded castle!

Donkey: Wat about my Miranda rights?You're supposed to say "You have the right to remain silent!". Nobody said I have the right to remain silent!
Shrek: Donkey, you HAVE the right to remain silent. What you lack, is the capacity.

Shrek: So, Fiona's father paid you to do this?
Puss-in-Boots: Oh, the rich king? Sí.

Princess Fiona: You know, you are acting like a... a...
Shrek: Go on, say it.
Princess Fiona: Like an ogre!
Shrek: Well, whether your parents like it or not, I am an ogre!
[growls at the dog to shut it up]
Shrek: And guess what, princess? That's not about to change.
Princess Fiona: I've made changes for you, Shrek. Think about that.
[she leaves]
Donkey: Real smooth, Shrek. "I'm an ogre! Arrr!"

Puss-in-Boots: Stop, ogre! I have misjudged you.
Shrek: Join the club. We got jackets.

The kingdom of FAR FAR Away, Donkey? That's where we're going! FAR! FAR!... away.

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Shrek

Shrek, Noble Steed

Shrek is a large, green, lovable ogre that wants nothing more than to live in peace and quiet in his swamp.  However, when he's befriended by a donkey and forced to rescue a princess in order to save his swamp, he ends up doing what he thought he could never do, fall in love.

In Shrek 2, Shrek marries his love, Princess Fiona, and returns back from his honeymoon to get to know the family.  Once there, Fiona's supposed-to-be husband, Prince Charming, along with his fairy godmother are stirring up trouble.

In Shrek 3, after his father-in-law dies, Shrek is next in line to the thrown.  He either has to to the throne himself or find the next-of-kin, the King's nephew, Arthur Pendragon.

Played By
Mike Myers
Full Name
Shrek