Tess Ocean Quotes
Tess Ocean: This is just wrong.
Linus Caldwell: You mean like... morally?
Tess Ocean: Well... yeah I guess.
Tess Ocean: Ma Marcus?
Julia Roberts: Um... No it's Julia.
Tess Ocean: um... oh... Hello Julia... it's ah... Julia.
There's water in the basement, and the pilot light is out.
Tess Ocean: You're doing recon work on our anniversary?
Danny Ocean: Tess...
Tess: Do you remember what I said when we met?
Danny: You said I'd better know what I'm doing.
Tess: And do you? Because you should walk out that door if you don't.
Danny: I know what I'm doing.
Terry: What are you doing?
You of all people should know Terry, in your hotel, there's always someone watching.
Tess: Danny was walking through the restaurant when he spotted me.
Terry: Is that right?
Danny: Yeah, imagine the odds.
Terry: Of all the gin joints in all the world.
Tess: You know what your problem is?
Danny: I only have one?
Tess: You're a thief and a liar.
Danny: I only lied about being a thief, I don't do that anymore.
Tess: Steal?
Danny: Lie.
Tess: I'm with someone who doesn't have to make that kind of distinction.
Danny: No, he's very clear on both.
Danny: Tess, you're doing a great job curating the museum, the Vermeer is quite good, simple, vibrant, but his work definitely fell off as he got older.
Tess: Remind you of anyone?
Danny: And I always confuse Monet and Manet. Now which one married his mistress?
Tess: Monet.
Danny: Right, and then Manet had syphilis.
Tess: They also painted occasionally.
Danny: Does he make you laugh?
Tess: He doesn't make me cry.
Danny: Hi.
Tess: Hi. We need to get Rusty a girl.
Rusty: There's a women's prison down the road.
Danny: [notices her wedding ring] You said that you sold this.
Tess: I said that.
Danny: Liar.
Tess: Thief.
Tess Ocean
Tess Ocean is Danny's ex-wife and appears in both Ocean's Eleven and Ocean's Twelve. Tess is dating Terry Benedict in Ocean's Eleven and is used by Danny as part of his plan to steal the money from Terry.
- Played By
- Julia Roberts
- Full Name
- Tess Ocean
