The police ruled my father's death a suicide. They said he fell down an elevator shaft. Onto some bullets.

The Shoveller: Watch it, Spleen, you're going to kill someone with that thing!
Dr. Heller: Oh, no, no, no. All these weapons are completely non-lethal.
The Bowler: Wow. How wonderfully eccentric while simultaneously being a complete waste of our time. Good day, sir. I say good day.

Tony P.: You're baby Bowler!
The Bowler: Is that a problem?
Tony P.: Hello, I'm the guy that gave your daddy the shaft. Ha-ha!

See now, this is why mad scientists are generally less desirable than your common or garden variety scientist.

There's not enough beer in the world, Spleen, I'm sorry.

The Bowler

Mr. Furious: We're an elite cadr-cadrey...
The Bowler: Cadre.
The Shoveller: You're in.

I would like to dedicate my victory to supporters of local music and those who seek out independent films.

Maybe you should put some shorts on or something, if you want to keep fighting evil today.

The Bowler

[to her father's skull, after avenging his death] OK, now I'm going back to graduate school. That was the agreement.

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The Bowler


Played By
Janeane Garofalo
Full Name
The Bowler