Vanellope von Schweetz: Why are your hands so freakishly big?
Wreck-It Ralph: I don't know. Why are you so freakishly annoying?
Sweet mother of monkey milk, a gold coin!Vanellope von Schweetz
I guess you really gotta watch where you step in a game called 'Hero's Doodie'!Vanellope von Schweetz
What's that? Didn't hear ya. Your breath was so bad it made my ears numb!Vanellope von Schweetz
Wreck-It Ralph: You want ME to help YOU?!
Vanellope von Schweetz: All you gotta do is break something for me. C'mon what do you say, friend?
Wreck-It Ralph: We are not friends.
Vanellope von Schweetz: Aw, c'mon pal, you son-of-a-gun. C'mon buddy. Let's shake on it. Ah, come on chumbo. Ralph my man. My main man. Hey... My arm's getting tired. We have a deal or not?
Vanellope von Schweetz: I'm gonna learn to drive! I'm gonna learn to drive! I'm gonna--oh, wait--do you know how to drive?
Wreck-It Ralph: Yeah... I mean I haven't done it, but--look, I flew a spaceship today, OK?
Vanellope von Schweetz: You crashed it.