April: You and me, it'd kinda be like cats and dogs.
Will Hayes: Oil and water.
April: Sand paper and bare ass.
Will Hayes: That's gross.

This song is an excellent cure for the will to live.

Maya Hayes: What's a threesome?
Will Hayes: It's a game, that adults play sometimes... When they're bored.
Maya Hayes: ...Whatever.

Will Hayes: I had two serious girlfriends... and then some other smattering of other women.
Maya Hayes: What's the boy word for 'slut'?
Will Hayes: They still haven't come up with one yet.

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Will Hayes

Will Hayes Picture

Will Hayes is the main character in Definitely, Maybe. He has some trouble finding love, but his daughter, Maya, is hearing none of that. Shortly after, Maya (Abigail Breslin) starts asking Dad questions about his love story with Mom. After much prodding, he tells Maya his entire dating history.

Played By
Ryan Reynolds
Full Name
Will Hayes