Zack Quotes
Zack Brown: Editor and DP, looks like you got your shit covered.
Deacon: Do not say 'shit covered' to me again.
Zack Brown: What's your name?
Lester: Lester... Lester the Molester Cockenschtuff.
Zack Brown: Wow. That's a great porn name.
Lester: I get to pick a porn name?... Then I want to be called... Pete Jones.
Zack Brown: [suggesting porn titles] Fuckback Mountain!
Miriam Linky: [makes a face]
Zack Brown: Too soon?
Let us fuck.
Zack
The porn I always liked when I was a kid, it was always a spoof of a popular movie... Fuckback Mountain... too soon?
Zack: I hate Rosie O'Donnell. But if someone said 'I have a tape of Rosie getting fucked stupid,' I'd be like: 'Why the fuck aren't we watching that right now?'
Miri: No one wants to see us fuck.
Zack: Everybdy wants to anybody fuck.
Miri: Help me get this shit out my hair. Just use the water out of the toilet.
Zack: There's poo in there.
Zack: We can make a porno!
Miri: Not what I had in mind.
Zack
Zack is the mastermind behind the idea of him and his best friend Miri making an adult movie together. After all, they need to pay the rent somehow, right? But is it a good idea to have sex with a friend for money?
- Played By
- Seth Rogen
- Full Name
- Zack
