The Hangover

Counting cards isn't illegal. It's frowned upon, like masturbating on an airplane... Maybe since 9/11 when everyone got so damn sensitive. Thanks a lot Bin Laden!
Alan Garner

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Rating: 4.8 / 5.0 (113 Votes)

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Movie:: The Hangover
Genre:: Comedy
Franchise:: The Hangover Movies
Character:: Alan Garner
Related Quotes:: The Hangover Quotes, Comedy Quotes, The Hangover Movies Quotes, Alan Garner Quotes
Added by:: Matt Richenthal
Added:: June 11, 2009

The Hangover Quotes

Stu Price: Ew! Alan, did you just eat sofa pizza?
Alan Garner: Yes.

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Added: December 28, 2009

Alan Garner: Do you know if the hotel is pager friendly?
Lisa: What do you mean?
Alan Garner: I'm not getting a sig' on my beeper.
Lisa: I'm not sure.
Alan Garner: Is there a payphone bank? Buncha payphones? Business.
Lisa: Umm, there's a phone in your room...
Alan Garner: That'll work.

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Added: December 28, 2009