Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

Mr. Gibbs: Curse you for breathin' ya slack-jawed idiot. Mother's love. Jack. You should know better than to wake a man when he's sleepin'. Its bad luck.
Jack Sparrow: Fortunately, I know how to counter it; the man who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a drink; the man who was sleeping drinks it while listening to a proposition from the man who did the waking.
Mr. Gibbs: Aye, that'll about do it.

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Movie:: Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
Franchise:: Pirates of the Caribbean
Character:: Captain Jack Sparrow
Related Quotes:: Pirates of the Caribbean Quotes, Pirates of the Caribbean Quotes, Captain Jack Sparrow Quotes
Added:: September 04, 2006

Pirates of the Caribbean Quotes

You need to find yourself a girl mate. Or perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you already found one, and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You're not a eunuch are you?
Jack Sparrow

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Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.
Jack Sparrow

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Added: September 04, 2006