Billy Madison Quotes

Carl: I ate some Triscuit crackers in the car, you should have had some.
Eric: Well, maybe if you told me they were delicious Triscuit crackers I could have enjoyed them with you.
Carl: I'm sorry.
Eric: Well, "sorry" doesn't put the Triscuit crackers in my stomach now, does it Karl?

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Oh Veronica Vaughn! So hot! Want to touch the hiney! Arrroooooooo!

Billy Madison

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• Added: September 11, 2006