John Mason: Timeo Danaos et dona ferentes. Stanley Goodspeed: "I fear the Greeks even when they bring gifts." John Mason: Ah, an educated man. That, of course, rules out the possibility of you being a field agent.
Commander Anderson: Have you ever been in a combat situation? Stanley Goodspeed: Define combat, sir. Commander Anderson: Shep. Lt. Shephard: An incursion underwater to retake an impregnable fortress held by an elite team of U.S. Marines in possession of 81 hostages and 15 guided rockets armed with VX poison gas. Stanley Goodspeed: Oh. In that case, no, sir. Excuse me. [runs, vomits]