Rushmore

Dear Max, I am sorry to say that I have secretly found out that Mr. Blume is having an affair with Miss Cross. My first suspicions came when I saw them Frenching in front of our house. And then I knew for sure when they went skinny dipping in Mr. Blume's swimming pool, giving each other handjobs while you were taking a nap on the front porch.
Dirk Calloway

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Movie:: Rushmore
Genre:: Comedy
Character:: Dirk Calloway
Related Quotes:: Rushmore Quotes, Comedy Quotes, Dirk Calloway Quotes
Added:: October 17, 2007

Rushmore Quotes

Max Fischer: What do you call getting a handjob from Mrs. Calloway in the back of her Jaguar?
Magnus Buchan: A fucking lie.
Max Fischer: You think I got kicked out because of just the aquarium? Nah, it was the handjob. And you know what else? It was worth it.

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Added: October 17, 2007

Max Fischer: I like your nurse's uniform, guy.
Dr. Peter Flynn: These are O.R. scrubs.
Max Fischer: O, R they?

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Added: October 17, 2007