
Dear Max, I am sorry to say that I have secretly found out that...
Dear Max, I am sorry to say that I have secretly found out that Mr. Blume is having an affair with Miss Cross. My first suspicions came when I saw them Frenching in front of our house. And then I knew for sure when they went skinny dipping in Mr. Blume's swimming pool, giving each other handjobs while you were taking a nap on the front porch.
Dirk Calloway
- Movie:
- Rushmore
- Genre:
- Comedy
- Character:
- Dirk Calloway
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