Wayne's World

Benjamin: Do you have a lawyer?
Wayne Campbell: Yes. Ahm, no. We're between lawyers right now. You see, our first lawyer screwed our affairs so bad.
Garth Algar: That's right. I walked right to that office - that's what I did - and I reached across that desk and I grabbed him by his big fat head and I said "Listen, man. I'm not going to jail for *you* or for anybody."

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Movie:: Wayne's World
Genre:: Comedy
Franchise:: Wayne's World Movies
Characters:: Wayne Campbell, Garth Algar
Related Quotes:: Wayne's World Quotes, Comedy Quotes, Wayne's World Movies Quotes, Wayne Campbell Quotes, Garth Algar Quotes
Added:: September 15, 2006
Modified:: March 12, 2014 01:20

Wayne's World Quotes

Wayne Campbell: I mean, there are two Darren Stevens, right? Dick York and Dick Sargeant. Yeah, right, as if we wouldn't notice. Oh hold on: Dick York, Dick Sergeant, Sergeant York... Wow, that's weird.

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Added: September 15, 2006

Did you know that if you kill a man in the dead of winter you can see steam rising out of him? The Indians though it was your soul escaping.
Mikita's Manager, Glen

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Added: September 15, 2006