Jersey Girl

Ollie: Do you have any questions about what you saw?
Gertie: [thinking hard] Do you have what Brian has?
Ollie: Yes.
Gertie: [thinking hard] Is it as big as his?
Ollie: Sadly, yes.

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Movie:: Jersey Girl
Genre:: Comedy
Characters:: Ollie Trinke, Gertie Trinke
Related Quotes:: Jersey Girl Quotes, Comedy Quotes, Ollie Trinke Quotes, Gertie Trinke Quotes
Added:: August 16, 2007

Jersey Girl Quotes

Gertie: I hate you! I hate you! I wish you died, not Mommy!
Ollie: I hate you right back you little shit! You and your mom took my life away from me. I just want it back!

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Added: August 16, 2007

Teacher: Everyone, please take your seats. You heard the bell. You know what it means. Last week, the assignment was to write an essay about your family. Who they...
Teacher: [class: "Are!"] And what they...
Teacher: [class: "Mean to us!"] Excellent droning.

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Added: August 16, 2007