Clerks

Randal Graves: Do you know what I just watched?
Dante Hicks: Me pulling a can off some moron's fist?
Randal Graves: Return of the Jedi.

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Movie:: Clerks
Franchise:: View Askew-niverse
Characters:: Randal Graves, Dante Hicks
Related Quotes:: Clerks Quotes, View Askew-niverse Quotes, Randal Graves Quotes, Dante Hicks Quotes
Added:: May 08, 2007

Clerks Quotes

Dante Hicks: You hate people!
Randal Graves: But I love gatherings. Isn't it ironic?

Permalink: You hate people! But I love gatherings. Isn't it ironic?

Added: May 08, 2007

Sanford: Hey, Dante, I'm gonna grab a Gatorade.
Dante Hicks: If you grab a Gatorade, then everyone's gonna grab one.
Sanford: So?
Dante Hicks: So, who's gonna pay for all these Gatorades?
Sanford: What do you care, you shoe polish-smelling motherfucker?
Dante Hicks: Hey, I have a responsibility here. I can't have everybody grabbing free drinks.

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Added: May 08, 2007