Kumar: Do you know what the hell we had to go through after you took the car?
Neil Patrick Harris: Yeah, it was a dick move on my part. That's why I'm paying for your meal.
Neil Patrick Harris: [looks down to count money] Here's 80 for the meal, and 200 for the car
Harold: What did you do to my car?
Neil Patrick Harris: I made some love stains in the back. You'll see...


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Movie:
Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle
Genre:
Comedy
Characters:
Harold Lee, Kumar Patel, Neil Patrick Harris
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Harold: ...The universe tends to unfold as it should.
Kumar: What is that? Some fortune cookie?