Parenthood Quotes

You know, Mrs. Buckman, you need a license to buy a dog, to drive a car - hell, you even need a license to catch a fish. But they'll let any butt-reaming asshole be a father.

Tod

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• Added: April 01, 2008

I wouldn't live with you if the world were flooded with piss and you lived in a tree!

Julie

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• Added: April 01, 2008