Do you want the long version or the short version? And I have to warn you, the long version is in Aramaic.

Uncle Arthur

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Movie:
Bewitched
Genre:
Comedy
Character:
Uncle Arthur
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Isabel Bigelow: Guess what? I'm a witch!
Jack Wyatt: Guess what? I'm a Clippers fan!

Jack Wyatt: How would you like to be on a television show?
Isabel Bigelow: An actress?
Jack Wyatt: Yeah, if *I* can act, *you* can act.
Book Soup Cafe Waitress: Amen.
Jack Wyatt: [to girl] You know what? I think those people over there just finished their plate of *hummus*.