Diego: Does it come with balloons?
Mark: What am I, a birthday clown? NO! It doesn't come with balloons. Suck it off the tap!


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Movie:
Garden State
Genre:
Comedy
Character:
Mark
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Garden State Quotes

Safe... when I'm with you I feel so safe... like I'm home.

Andrew Largeman

OK, so... so... sometimes I lie. I mean, I'm weird, man. About random stuff too, I don't even know why I do it. It's like... it's like a tick, I mean sometimes I hear myself say something and think, Wow, that wasn't even remotely true.

Sam