Diego: Does it come with balloons?
Mark: What am I, a birthday clown? NO! It doesn't come with balloons. Suck it off the tap!


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Movie:
Garden State
Genre:
Comedy
Character:
Mark
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Garden State Quotes

Diego: Who just saw some titties?
[Mark, Largeman and Sam raise their hands tentatively]
Diego: Ok. Now everybody calm the fuck down!

Safe... when I'm with you I feel so safe... like I'm home.

Andrew Largeman