Open Season

Elliot: [when Boog asks where are the toilets in the forest] Don't look now, but I see a little bush with your name written all over it.
Boog: A bush? Are you serious?
Elliot: Go on. Its just like riding a bicycle, only... you're crapping on it.

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Movie:: Open Season
Genre:: Comedy
Character:: Elliot
Related Quotes:: Open Season Quotes, Comedy Quotes, Elliot Quotes
Added:: August 08, 2007

Open Season Quotes

[singing, to the tune of "The Teddy Bears' Picnic"] Once there was a magical elf who lived in a rainbow tree/ He lived downstairs from a flatulent dwarf who constantly had to pee/ One day the elf could take no more/ so he went to bang on the rude dwarf's door/ and what do you know, they suddenly both were marrrrried.
Elliot

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Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

[Eating animal crackers] The giraffes taste the same as the elephants. That's messed up.
Boog

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Rating: Unrated