Don't worry we got your back. We're only 7 blocks away. So if an...

MacGruber: "Don't worry we got your back. We're only 7 blocks away. So if anything goes down..."
Vicki St. Elmo: "7 blocks?"
MacGruber: "Okay, you got me. About 20 blocks."
Vicki St. Elmo: "Wasn't there anything closer?"
MacGruber: "Nope."
Lt. Dixon Piper: "There were tons of spots closer."
MacGruber: "Yeah, with meters!"


Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 (1 Vote)

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Movie:
MacGruber
Genre:
Comedy
Stars:
Will Forte, Ryan Phillippe, Kristen Wiig
Characters:
Vicki St. Elmo, Lt. Dixon Piper
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MacGruber: I just took an upper-decker in the master bathroom.
Vicki St. Elmo: Upper-decker?
MacGruber:Yeah, it's where you take a shit in the water tank and not the bowl... You look great.

If ripping throats gets that warhead back, I'll suck as many dicks as I've go-- I'll rip as many throats as I have to!

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