Eli: Dude, don't mess this up.
Matthew: Mess what up?
Eli: Matt, she's a porn star! Okay? Take her to a motel room and bang her like a beast!
Matthew: Eli, I like this girl.
Eli: And you can still like her with your penis inside her.


Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 (1 Vote)

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Movie:
The Girl Next Door
Genre:
Comedy
Characters:
Matthew Kidman, Eli
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