Eight hundred leaf-tables and no chairs? You can't sell leaf-tables and no chairs. Chairs, you got a dinette set. No chairs, you got dick!

Nathan Arizona Sr.

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Movie:
Raising Arizona
Genre:
Comedy
Character:
Nathan Arizona
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Cellmate: ...and when there was no meat... we ate fowl... and when there was no fowl, we ate crawdad... and when there was no crawdad to be found, we ate sand.
H.I.: You ate what?
Cellmate: We ate sand.
[pause]
H.I.: You ate SAND?
Cellmate: That's right.

Ed McDonnough: This ain't family life!
H.I.: Well... it sure ain't "Ozzie and Harriet."