Clerks

Blue Collar Man: Excuse me, I don't mean to interrupt, but what are you talking about?
Randal Graves: The ending of "Return of the Jedi".
Dante Hicks: My friend here is trying to convince me that any independent contractors working on the uncompleted Death Star were innocent victims when it was destroyed by the Rebels.

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Movie:: Clerks
Franchise:: View Askew-niverse
Characters:: Randal Graves, Dante Hicks
Related Quotes:: Clerks Quotes, View Askew-niverse Quotes, Randal Graves Quotes, Dante Hicks Quotes
Added:: May 08, 2007

Clerks Quotes

Dante Hicks: Hey, whatcha rent? "Best of Both Worlds"?
Randal Graves: Hermaphroditic porn. Starlets with both organs. You should see the box. Beautiful chicks with dicks that put mine to shame.
Dante Hicks: And you rented this?
Randal Graves: Hey, I like to expand my horizons.

Permalink: Hey, whatcha rent? Best of Both Worlds? Hermaphroditic porn. ...

Added: May 08, 2007

Dante Hicks: You hate people!
Randal Graves: But I love gatherings. Isn't it ironic?

Permalink: You hate people! But I love gatherings. Isn't it ironic?

Added: May 08, 2007