Audrey Griswold: Mom, where can I go to the bathroom?
Ellen Griswold: Find a bush Audrey!


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Movie:
National Lampoon's Vacation
Genre:
Comedy
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Cousin Eddie: I don't know why they call this stuff hamburger helper. It does just fine by itself, huh? I like it better than tuna helper myself, don't you, Clark?
Clark: You're the gourmet around here, Eddie.

Motorcycle Cop: Do you know what the penalty for animal cruelty is in this state?
Clark: No, sir, I don't.
Motorcycle Cop: Well... it's probably pretty stiff.