Audrey Griswold: Mom, where can I go to the bathroom?
Ellen Griswold: Find a bush Audrey!


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Movie:
National Lampoon's Vacation
Genre:
Comedy
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Why aren't we flying? Because getting there is half the fun. You know that.

Clark

Cousin Vicki: I'm going steady, and I French kiss.
Audrey Griswold: So? Everybody does that.
Cousin Vicki: Yeah, but Daddy says I'm the best at it.