Drink it! Drink it! Drink it!

Steve Stifler

Be her Daddy!

Steve Stifler

Vicky: Maybe the words aren't that important. It's like, I know he really cares about me, you know even if he can't say if he does. And yeah, he always talks about sex, but that's ok cause he's a guy, right?
Jessica: He's got a dick, he's a guy.
Vicky: Right.

Now, do you know what a clitoris is?

Jim's Dad

Michelle: What's my name? Say my name, bitch!
Jim: Michelle! Michelle.

Vagina shark!

Steve Stifler

This one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy.

Michelle

I'm a sophisticated sex robot, sent back in time to change the future for one lucky lady.

Chuck Sherman

Steve Stifler: You actually said that?
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Shut up!
Jim: You did better than me, Nova.
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Don't call me that any more. I'm a fraud.

Jim: Apple pie, huh?
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Uh huh.
Jim: McDonald's or homemade?

Stifler's Mom: I got some scotch.
Finch: Single malt?
Stifler's Mom: Aged 18 years. The way I like it.

Dude it's gonna happen, she's a college chick.

Oz

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