Favorite American Pie Movies Quotes
Drink it! Drink it! Drink it!Steve Stifler
Be her Daddy!Steve Stifler
Vicky: Maybe the words aren't that important. It's like, I know he really cares about me, you know even if he can't say if he does. And yeah, he always talks about sex, but that's ok cause he's a guy, right?
Jessica: He's got a dick, he's a guy.
Now, do you know what a clitoris is?Jim's Dad
Michelle: What's my name? Say my name, bitch!
Jim: Michelle! Michelle.
Vagina shark!Steve Stifler
This one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy.Michelle
I'm a sophisticated sex robot, sent back in time to change the future for one lucky lady.Chuck Sherman
Steve Stifler: You actually said that?
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Shut up!
Jim: You did better than me, Nova.
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Don't call me that any more. I'm a fraud.
Jim: Apple pie, huh?
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Uh huh.
Jim: McDonald's or homemade?
Stifler's Mom: I got some scotch.
Finch: Single malt?
Stifler's Mom: Aged 18 years. The way I like it.
Dude it's gonna happen, she's a college chick.Oz