I'm a sophisticated sex robot, sent back in time to change the future for one lucky lady.

Chuck Sherman

Be her Daddy!

Steve Stifler

Jim that pan lid is see clear.


Drink it! Drink it! Drink it!

Steve Stifler

Its the fuzz!!

Jim's Dad

Michelle: There um, hasn't been a whole lot of sexy time in the Levenstein household lately.
Selena: Why not?
Michelle: I don't know. I'm a mom now...
Selena: Oh please. Just because your a mom doesn't mean there isn't a whole other side to you.
Michelle: Hey! Remember that one time, at band camp, when we licked whipped cream off each others...
Selena: Yes! Yes, I remember...let's keep that in the past though, okay?

Vagina shark!

Steve Stifler

Let's make this reunion our bitch!

Steve Stifler

Jim's Dad: And who might you be?
Stifler's Mom: I'm Stifler's mom.
Jim's Dad: Oh! I'm Jim's dad...

Steve Stifler: I love the Twilight books. New Moon is my favorite!
Teen Girl: Mine too!
Steve Stifler: Oh my god, it's like, we have so much in common!

Jim's Dad: I have not had a night like that since the 70s.
Jim: Don't need this.
Jim's Dad: You'd be surprised what you can do with a well-placed thumb.

Ladies, you'd better be working hard - you weren't hired for your looks. Actually you were. Not you.

Steve Stifler

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