Popular American Pie Movies Quotes
No longer will our penises remain flaccid and unused! From now on, we fight for every man out there who isn't getting laid when he should be! This is our day! This is our time! And, by God, we're not gonna let history condemn us to celibacy! We will make a stand! We will succeed! We will get laid!Kevin
God... let this be it.Jim
Kevin: He's pullin' out the porn.
Finch: He's desperate. Jim, just wait 'til she leaves.
We'll just tell your mother that... we ate it all.Jim's Dad
Now, do you know what a clitoris is?Jim's Dad
Nadia: [takes off her panties]
Jim: Holy shit.
Finch: HOLY SHIT!
Garage Band Member, Garage Band Member, Garage Band Member: [together] Holy shit!
Enthusiastic Guy: [enthusiastically] Holy shit!
Steve Stifler: You actually said that?
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Shut up!
Jim: You did better than me, Nova.
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Don't call me that any more. I'm a fraud.
You guys are pathetic. I'm gonna find myself a little hottie. SUCK ME BEAUTIFUL!Steve Stifler
Steve Stifler: Hey, Kev, seen shit break lately?
Kevin: Why? What did you do to him?
Steve Stifler: Me? Nothing. I'm the one whose ass he kicked. But uh... I'll tell you one thing... I don't think he's gonna have a problem shitting in school anymore. Slipped a little something into his Moccachino.
Kevin: If Sherman has sex before I do, I'm gonna be really pissed.
Jim: Sherman? The Sherminator?
I'm a sophisticated sex robot, sent back in time to change the future for one lucky lady.Chuck Sherman
Be her Daddy!Steve Stifler