Popular Austin Powers Quotes
I want my baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back ribs. *Chili's* Baby back ribs.Fat Bastard
[to Mini Me] I'm bigger than you and higher up the food chain. Get in my belly.Fat Bastard
Fat Bastard: First things first: WHERE'S YOUR SHITTER? I've got a turtle-head poking out.
Dr. Evil: Charming.
Fat Bastard: I'm not kiddin'. I've got a crap on deck that could choke a donkey. Aww, it's SQUIDGY. Christ, I'm gettin' all emotional from it, ya know?
Shut up, you bastard... who is fat...
[about Mini-me] Jesus Christ, he's tiny! I've had bigger chunks of corn in my crap.Fat Bastard
[to Felicity Shagwell] Would you like to have another go? 'Cause once you've had fat, you never go back.Fat Bastard
Mini-me, we do not gnaw on the kitty.Dr. Evil
That's for calling me crap you fatty!Felicity Shagwell
Austin: Basil, this coffee smells like shit.
Basil: It is shit, Austin.
Austin: Oh, good, then it's not just me.
Mini Me? Mini Me? For God's sake would somone put a fricken bell on him or something.Dr. Evil
You know, what have we learned here today? Perhaps it's that no one can take your mojo. You can look around all you want, but what you're really trying to find is on the inside. Take care of yourself, and each other.Jerry Springer
Austin Powers, International Man of Mystery, was frozen in 1967 and defrosted in the Nineties to battle his nemesis, Dr. Evil. After foiling his archenemy's plan to send a nuclear warhead to the center of the earth, Austin banished Dr. Evil to the cold recesses of space and settled down with his new wife, Vanessa, to live happily ever after. Or so he thought...Narrator