So you're my great-grandfather. The first McFly born in America. And you peed on me.

Marty McFly

Marty McFly: The answer's no, Griff.
Griff Tannen: No?
Marty McFly: Yeah, what are you deaf and stupid? I said "NO!"
Griff Tannen: What's wrong, McFly. 'You chicken?

Iko 'Jitz' Fujitsu: McFly!
Marty McFly: Fujitsu-san, Kon-nichiwa.
Iko 'Jitz' Fujitsu: McFly, I was monitoring that scan you just interfaced. You are terminated!
Marty McFly: Terminated? No, no, it wasn't my fault sir! It was Needles, Needles was behind the whole thing!
Iko 'Jitz' Fujitsu: And you cooperated!
Marty McFly: No, I didn't, it was sting operation.
Iko 'Jitz' Fujitsu: It was illegal, and you knew!
Marty McFly: I was setting him up.
Iko 'Jitz' Fujitsu,: McFly, read my fax!
Marty McFly: No! Please! I cannot be fired, I'm fired! Oh...

Old Biff: Tough break, kid. Must be rough bein' named after a complete butthead.
Marty McFly: What's that supposed to mean?

Biff Tannen: You're supposed to be in Switzerland, you little son of a bitch!
Marty McFly: My father?
Biff Tannen: Did you get kicked out of another boarding school? Damn it, Lorraine, do you know how much perfectly good dough I blow on this no-good kid of yours, huh? On all three of them!
Lorraine Baines: What the hell do you care? We can afford it! The least we can do with all that money is provide a better life for our children!

Biff Tannen: That's about as funny as a screen door on a battleship.
Marty McFly: [under his breath] It's screen door on a submarine, you dork.

Marty McFly: Wait a minute, Doc, are you trying to tell me that my mother has got the hots for me?
Dr. Emmett Brown: Precisely.
Marty McFly: Whoa, this is heavy.
Dr. Emmett Brown: There's that word again; "heavy". Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the earth's gravitational pull?

Stella Baines: He's a very strange young man.
Sam Baines: He's an idiot. Comes from upbringing. Parents are probably idiots too. Lorraine, if you ever have a kid that acts that way I'll disown you.

Hey, McFly. I thought I told you never to come in here.

Biff Tannen

You'll have to forgive the crudeness of this model, I didn't have time to paint it or build it to scale.

Dr. Emmett Brown

Marty McFly: Lorraine, What are you doin'?
Lorraine Baines: I swiped it from the old lady's liquor cabinet.
Marty McFly: Yeah, well, you shouldn't drink.
Lorraine Baines: Why not?
Marty McFly: Because you... you might regret it later in life.
Lorraine Baines: Marty, don't be such a square. Everybody who's anybody drinks.
Marty McFly Geez! You smoke too?
Lorraine Baines: Marty, you're beginning to sound just like my mother!

I have your car towed all the way to your house and all you've got for me is *lite* beer?

Biff Tannen

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