[to Rachel] You know that day you once told me about, when Gotham would no longer need Batman? It's coming.

Bruce Wayne

I love this job!

The Joker

Happy: So why do they call him "The Joker"?
Dopey: I heard he wears make-up.
Happy: Make-up?
Dopey: Yeah, to scare people. You know, war paint.

This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object.

The Joker

I'm a dog chasing cars. I don't have plans. I just do things. I'm not a schemer.

The Joker

I use a knife because guns are too quick. Otherwise, you can't savor all the emotions. You know who people are in their last moments.

The Joker

Mayor: [regarding The Joker] What do we got?
Lt. James Gordon: Nothing. No name, no other alias. Clothing is... custom. Nothing in his pockets but knives and lint.

[to Batman] Come on, I want you do it, I want you to do it. Come on, hit me. *Hit me!*

The Joker

[to The Joker] You wanted me, here I am.

The only justice in an unfair world is chance.

Harvey Dent

Spying on 30 million people is not part of my job description.

Lucius Fox

If you're good at something, never do it for free.

The Joker

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