The Joker: Where do we begin? A year ago, these cops and lawyers wouldn't dare cross any of you. I mean, what happened?
Gamble: So what are you proposing?
The Joker: It's simple: Kill the Batman.

Bruce Wayne: I will go back to Gotham and fight men like this, but I will not become an executioner.
Henri Ducard: Bruce, please! For your own sake. There is no turning back.

I hate to disappoint you but my rubber lips are immune to your charms.

Robin

Don't worry, Master Wayne. It takes a little time to get back into the swing of things.

Alfred

[to Batman] I don't want to kill you. You complete me.

The Joker

You have nothing to threaten me with. Nothing to do with all your strength.

The Joker

Two-Face: Don't worry people, no need for alarm, it's just a good-old fashioned, low-tech stick up! We're interested in the basics: cash, jewelry, cellular telephones. Just hand them over nicely, and no one will be hurt.

Happy: So why do they call him "The Joker"?
Dopey: I heard he wears make-up.
Happy: Make-up?
Dopey: Yeah, to scare people. You know, war paint.

Catwoman: I thought you were just going to scare the Ice Princess.
The Penguin: She looked pretty scared to me!

When the chips are down, these civilized people will eat each other. You'll see. I'll show you.

The Joker

Rachel Dawes: Wait! You could die. At least tell me your name.
Bruce Wayne: It's not who I am underneath, but what I *do* that defines me.
Rachel Dawes: [realizing] Bruce?

Henri Ducard: And do you still feel responsible for your parents' death?
Bruce Wayne: My anger outweighs my guilt.

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