Favorite Bill & Ted Quotes
...and very important, DO NOT do your homework without wearing headphones. Repeat...Rufus
I got a full-on robot chubby.Evil Ted
Colonel Oates: Get down and give me infinity.
Bill: There is no way we could possibly do infinity push-ups.
Ted: Well maybe if he lets us do them girly-style...
You're not strong! You're silky boys! Silk comes from the butts of Chinese Worms!Colonel Oates
[rapping] You might be a king or a little street sweeper, but sooner or later you'll dance with the reaper.Grim Reaper
Bill: I'm Bill S. Preston, Esquire!
Ted: And I'm Ted "Theodore" Logan!
Bill, Ted: And we are... WYLD STALLYNS!
Be excellent to each other. ...And... party on, dudes!Abraham Lincoln
Bill: Hey Ted? Wanna play 20 questions?
Ted: Okay! I got one!
Bill: Is it a mineral?
Bill: Are you a tank?
Ted: Whoa! Yeah!
Bill: Ted, you know, if I die, you can have my Megadeth collection.
Ted: But dude, we are already dead.
Bill: Oh. Well then they're yours, dude.
Grim Reaper: I believe Colonel Mustard did it in the study with a candlestick.
Bill: Sorry, death, you lose! It was Professor Plum!
Grim Reaper: I said Plum!
Ted: No way! You said Mustard! Can we go back now?
Grim Reaper: Uh, best three out of five!
Ted: I don't believe this guy!
Mr. Ryan: Who was Joan of Arc?
Bill: Noah's wife?
Henry VII: Put them in the iron maiden.
Ted: Iron Maiden?
Bill, Ted: Excellent!
Henry VII: Execute them.
Bill, Ted: Bogus!