Favorite Bill & Ted Quotes
Henry VII: Put them in the iron maiden.
Ted: Iron Maiden?
Bill, Ted: Excellent!
Henry VII: Execute them.
Bill, Ted: Bogus!
Ted: Miss Preston, we'd like you to meet some of our friends.
Bill: This is, uh, Dave Beeth Oven.
Beethoven: Sie sind so schÃ¶n, Madame.
Bill: And, uh, Maxine of Arc, Missy, Herman the Kid...
Ted: Bob "Genghis" Khan, Dennis Frood, So-crates Johnson, and, uh... Abraham Lincoln.
Miss Preston: It's so nice to meet you all. There's sodas in the fridge.
Bill: It is indeed a pleasure to introduce to you a gentleman we picked up in medieval Mongolia in the year 1269.
Ted: Please welcome, the very excellent barbarian...
Ted, Bill: ...MR. GENGHIS KHAN!
[All the students applaud wildly for Khan]
Ted: This is a dude who, 700 years ago, totally ravaged China, and who, we were told, 2 hours ago, totally ravaged Oshman's Sporting Goods.
You sunk my battleship!Grim Reaper
Don't overlook my butt, I work out all the time. And reaping burns a lot of calories.Grim Reaper
Bill: Hey Ted. Don't fear the reaper.
Grim Reaper: I heard that!
Bill: Ted, you know, if I die, you can have my Megadeth collection.
Ted: But dude, we are already dead.
Bill: Oh. Well then they're yours, dude.
You totally killed us, you evil metal dickweeds!
Missy: Spirits, can you hear me?
Ted: Yeah and we can totally see down...
Bill: Ted! That's your mom, dude!
Strange things are afoot at the Circle-K.
Bill: Ted, it's the Grim Reaper!
Ted: Oh, how's it hangin' Death?
Now where are we, dude? Oh. It's my house.