...and very important, DO NOT do your homework without wearing headphones. Repeat...

Rufus

Bill: Ted, you know, if I die, you can have my Megadeth collection.
Ted: But dude, we are already dead.
Bill: Oh. Well then they're yours, dude.

You totally killed us, you evil metal dickweeds!

You're not strong! You're silky boys! Silk comes from the butts of Chinese Worms!

Colonel Oates

Bill: Hey Ted? Wanna play 20 questions?
Ted: Okay! I got one!
Bill: Is it a mineral?
Ted: Yeah!
Bill: Are you a tank?
Ted: Whoa! Yeah!

Missy: Spirits, can you hear me?
Ted: Yeah and we can totally see down...
Bill: Ted! That's your mom, dude!

Strange things are afoot at the Circle-K.

Bill: Ted, it's the Grim Reaper!
Ted: Oh, how's it hangin' Death?

Now where are we, dude? Oh. It's my house.

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