You totally killed us, you evil metal dickweeds!

Missy: Spirits, can you hear me?
Ted: Yeah and we can totally see down...
Bill: Ted! That's your mom, dude!

Strange things are afoot at the Circle-K.

Bill: Ted, it's the Grim Reaper!
Ted: Oh, how's it hangin' Death?

Now where are we, dude? Oh. It's my house.

You killed Ted, you medieval dickweed!

Rufus: Hi. Welcome to the future: San Dimas, California --- 2688. And I'm telling you, it's great here. The air is clean, the water is clean, even the dirt is clean! Bowling averages are way up, minigolf scores are way down. And we have more excellent waterslides than any other planet we communicate with. I'm telling you, this place is great! But it almost wasn't. You see, 700 years ago, the Two Great Ones ran into a few problems. So now I have to travel back in time to help them out. If I should fail to keep these two along the correct path, the basis of our society will be endangered. Ah, but don't worry, it'll all make sense. I'm a professional.

It seems to me the only thing you've learned is that Caesar is a "salad dressing dude."

Mr. Ryan

Be excellent to each other. ...And... party on, dudes!

Abraham Lincoln

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